Posted by: wasaa | May 10, 2008

Marraige

(*~1*~) Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

(*~2*~) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses hisbachelor’ s degree and the woman gets her master’s.

(*~3*~) A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied  “I don’t know, son,I’m still paying for it.”

(*~4*~) Married life is very frustrating. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man  listens. In the third year, they both speakand the  neighbors listen.

(*~5*~) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, i was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”

(*~6*~) It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


(*~7*~)
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

(*~8*~) A woman was telling her friend , “It is I who made my husband a millionaire. ” “And what was he before you married him.” Asked the friend.The woman replied, “A multimillionaire”

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